Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get a prescription while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Love it....and sooooo true! Erma had such a way to see life.
ReplyDeleteDear Suzy, Thank you so very much for your kindness and concern. I'm fine..we're all fine. I've been pre-occupied with life. I plan to start blogging again soon.
ReplyDeleteIt feels good to know someone out in blogland cares. Thank you again lovely!
Michelle