~ Stupid jokes that make you smile ~

My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! CAN'T!"
"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife!" I cried.
"It's perfectly normal," he reassured me, "She's just having her contractions."
( Oh, come on, you KNOW that made you crack a smile...:) :)



A church-going cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
The next morning a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes!
He took the book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heaven-ward and exclaimed, "Praise God! It's a miracle!"

"Not really...." said the cow. "Your name was written inside the cover."
 
Have a great day!
Suzy

2 comments:

  1. I liked the Cowboy one! LOL! Thanks for stopping by my blog and becomeing a Follower - I just became a Follower of yours too! Have a great weekend.
    Best regards,
    Gloria

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