A: Tooth decay.
Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Have a happy Halloween!!!!!
Suzy
Friends, It's the simple things in life that bring us the most pleasure. Those everyday things that put a smile on our face and create the memories that we hold in our hearts...... Suzy
~ Trick or Treat ???
A: Tooth decay.
Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Have a happy Halloween!!!!!
Suzy
~ On the lighter side.....
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. A friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" asked the woman.
"No," said the usher.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" the usher asked.
"No," she said.
"Good."
—Van Morris, Mt. Washington, Kentucky
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" asked the woman.
"No," said the usher.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" the usher asked.
"No," she said.
"Good."
—Van Morris, Mt. Washington, Kentucky
Where ya been....?
Sorry that I've not been around much lately...I've been taking care of my 90 year old mom and having a very stressful time at work. When you're mind is so pre-occupied with other things, it's not easy to blog.
But I do miss all of you and hope to be back on track soon!
On the lighter side...
Top Ten Ways to Know You're Too Fat
It's just a joke everybody!! :) Speaking from one who's a tad (ahem!...) overweight herself...
10. When you get to the bottom of a stairway, your tummy takes one more step.
9. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
8. You put mayonnaise on aspirin.
7. Your blood type is Ragu.
6. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
5. You ran away and they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for your picture.
4. You could sell shade.
3. Your driver's license says, 'Picture continued on other side.'
2. You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO FAT?
1. You dance and it makes the band skip.
Have a wonderful day !!!
But I do miss all of you and hope to be back on track soon!
On the lighter side...
Top Ten Ways to Know You're Too Fat
It's just a joke everybody!! :) Speaking from one who's a tad (ahem!...) overweight herself...
10. When you get to the bottom of a stairway, your tummy takes one more step.
9. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
8. You put mayonnaise on aspirin.
7. Your blood type is Ragu.
6. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
5. You ran away and they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for your picture.
4. You could sell shade.
3. Your driver's license says, 'Picture continued on other side.'
2. You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO FAT?
1. You dance and it makes the band skip.
Have a wonderful day !!!
~ Things that make me smile !!! ~
~ Indian corn and raffia ~
~ homemade soup ~
~ plump orange pumpkins ~
~ wood-burning fireplaces ~
~ bonfires and hayrides ~
~ piles of raked leaves ~
~ homemade crusty bread ~
~ tattered scarecrows ~
~ baskets of apples ~
~ bountiful harvest ~
~ geese heading south ~
~ crisp fall days ~
~ warm spiced cider ~
~ squirrels gathering acorns ~
~ canning jars of vegetables ~
~ warm bulky sweaters ~
~ And…vibrant autumn colors !!